Cat-hair-free clothing aren't worth it anymore. Lint rolling, vacuum attachments, and avoiding dark garments made you careless.
Cats can knock anything off any surface, according to the internet. Want a gorgeous coffee table display? Your cat will wreck your home dcor.
Cat owners regularly touch their kitties' butts. Despite being unpleasant, your cat's butt in your face is fantastic. She likes you!
You must hide your toilet paper from your cat, regardless of brand, to avoid becoming stuck on the toilet.
Sunbathing cats. When don't they nap? your alarm. Her everyday activity is climbing on your face and scraping walls.
Humans only defecate in litter boxes in emergencies. Your cat may defecate in a box. Toss trash. Ponder it.
Consider your cat's bed. You read hundreds of reviews, chose organic cotton to protect his skin, and maybe added kitty-sized throw pillows for comfort and style.
You'll buy supermarket food. Your cat consumes vet-formulated food. To demonstrate thanks, he tosses it on the carpet.
Don't pretend. Cat owners are well-known. Hint: She enjoys meowing at imaginary objects, knocking things off worktops, and lounging on your laptop.
Cats demonstrate affection by butting humans. To display their devotion and remind you of their power, they offer you no personal space.